Matt Rhule has been fired after a two game skid. Reports from Lincoln tell a tale of the coach being distracted with other projects. Specifically, one source close to Rhule has informed this author that Rhule has been “obsessed” with President Biden’s traveling gold cache. Secretary of the Interior, Deb Haaland confirmed that the secret supply of gold was, indeed, in the greater Lincoln area today. Biden has drawn scrutiny for the new economic policy but says the results of his “treasure train” speak for themself. Rhule is now expected to chase the gold full time.
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